I don't like Devil's Night :(

You can't imagine the kind of trouble kids get into these days!! Especially when they have an excuse. Devil's Night is AWFUL when you're a security guard. TOILET PAPER, EVERYWHERE! EGGS!! BROKEN, ROTTING PUMPKINS!!! It's like a war zone, I tell you!

IT'S WARRRRRRR!!!

Halloween, on the other hand, is fun :D. I already know what I'm dressing up as! :D :D :D

SO!

I was walking down the street the other day, feeling a little blue (my boss still hates me. WELL I HATE YOU TOO, YOU STUPID TOAD!!! Er, I hope he's not reading this) and I ran into this nice Detective Man with a big nose and a funny accent. We chatted a little bit about what an amazing slueth he is. I'd never really heard of him but I guess I don't pay enough attention to that sort of thing, I'm sure he really is famous, I guess I SHOULD know, since I'm security guard, and that's sort of the same thing, but not really, but I really didn't recognize his name so....

ANYWAY.

I think the best way to prove a detective is really great is to have a SUPER Criminal, right? It's kind of sad that the criminals aren't tough enough. What's a super hero without an arch villain anyway?

I hope you find yourself a real crminal, Mr. Detective!

Hmmm...as for me, I could use some money. Anyone know a good way to make money quickly...? I have so much to prepare for....

Mr. Busujima (my boss) said before I shouldn't have one of these internet journal thingies, because I have a big mouth and I wouldn't be able to keep secrets. Well...well who cares what that big toad says! Mareka told me if I want to have one, I should have one! So I will!

Oh yeah, Mareka is my wife. :D We just got married a few weeks ago. She's beautiful and courageous and wonderful! I'm the luckiest man alive to have her. I couldn't convince her to get a journal, though, she's far too busy with her motocycle. She's tuning it up for our ride tonight :D

And me? I'm Yuusaku Amasugi! I thought with an online journal I might be able to make more friends, since I don't have that many right now... Will you friend me? :D

Hm, I wonder if I should tell Mareka about work today... I probably should but I don't want to worry her... I don't like it when she's worried... maybe I'll just keep it to myself... hmmmm.....

Anyway, it's nice to meet you, Internet!


((OOC - Thanks to the reset, I've put Yuusaku back to just after he's been fired, before any Kamen Mask heists have been held.))

( Yuusaku's new profile, only slightly updated )

Can you BELIEVE it!? The one time I take a trip to see my cousin in Seattle, and Kamen Mask strikes in a DIFFERENT CITY!! :O :O :O

I wouldn't have even known if not for the internet! Apparently it was some big ruby from a museum in Chicago. Worth a fortune!! :O The police are trying to keep it hush hush, it seems. They didn't alert the press about the notice or ANYTHING!!

THANK GOODNESS FOR YAHOO MESSAGE GROUPS!!

But I bet that steams Detective Hoshiidake pretty bad, huh? :3 But what a heist! I bet even the Detective wouldn't have been able to stop Kamen Mask this time, even if he was there!

HOORAY, KAMEN MASK!!

So Father's Day came and went, and I didn't get a single card :(

I mean, I know technically I'm not a Dad...'cause I don't have any kids...but I will someday! They should make "Happy Eventual Father's Day" cards or something. Right? Right?!

*sniff*

Anyway, I got myself a screen name with that ALO thingie: "SweetCinnyBunns". That's Mareka's nickname for me :D

So come IM me? Please? :|

So I was flipping through the news this morning, (hoping maybe there'd be something on Kamen Mask!), and suddenly I found a report that they arrested a police officer last night!

Too bad it wasn't Detective Hoshiidake, though. Kamen Mask could use a break from him! >D

Insted it was that nice scruffy man who put mean old Moroheiya in jail. I hope he's innocent! ;_; Good luck Mr. Police Officer, sir!

I think I'll call Mareka on her new phone and tell her all about it! :I


((OOC - the event has moved to the next day, so feel free to post reactions to Jake being arrested~~))

Today I spent the day with my loving and wonderful mother! What a great woman she is, raising a handful like me all by herself. Everytime I see her she tells me, "Yuu, how did you get so sweet?" And I say, "IT WAS YOU!!!"

(That and "How did you afford this!?" And I say, "How could I not get my mom expensive garden art for mother's day!?")

Happy Mother's Day, everyone!!

And for my Mareka, I got a carseat that fits in the side cab of her motorcycle. It was just so cute and perfectly safe, I had to buy it!

I mean, I know my lovely Mareka isn't a mother...yet...but I hope someday maybe...? I mean it would be so nice to have a family...a little boy, or a little girl, to raise together... I know Mareka doesn't want to yet because she couldn't ride her bikes while pregnant, that wouldn't be safe, but... babies are so cute ;_;

OH MAREKA I LOVE YOU~~~~~~~

HAPPY (future) MOTHER'S DAY!!!!

And Mareka Tivo'd it all for me :D :D :D

I didn't even know he was going to be out tonight! But I came home (from work) and Mareka was like, "LOOK HONEY IT'S KAMEN MASK :D :D" and I was like "OMG YAY."

HA, Moroheiya! HA HA HA. I told you Kamen Mask was amazing and wonderful! Whatever he stole (an egg?) I'm sure it's a fabulous treasure and...and it's much better off with him, yeah! He FREED that treasure from your silly little mansion!!

AND I'M SURE NOTHING WENT WRONG.

NOTHING AT ALL.

Because he's Kamen Mask!! Poor Detective Hoshiidake is probably alone in his office crying by now.

By the way, who was that kid on TV? What an adorable devoted fan :D

I don't like April Fools much. I always got teased in school. Like this one time, back in 5th grade, someone put a sign on my back that said "EAT ME" and everyone pulled my hair all day. And then in 8th grade someone replaced my hair spray with icing. And then in 10th grade someone photoshopped a bunch of pictures of me...well, it wasn't very nice that's for sure :( :( :(

So instead of posting pranks I'm posting a picture from the newspaper!



IT'S KAMEN MASK AT THE AWARDS CEREMONY ISN'T IT AWESOME!? XD XD XD

At least I got a picture :(

KEEP GOING STRONG KAMEN MASK EVERYONE WILL APPRECIATE YOU SOMEDAY!!!! >O

The Kamen Mask struck again tonight! But...he didn't get his prize this time :(

I'm glad people got to see him! And I hear Ms. Hart took pictures! Pictures of Kamen Mask, yay!!

But it really would have been better if he got the award. He sure deserved it more than any stupid detective, they haven't been able to catch Kamen Mask yet! Haven't even come close! So why should HE get an award!? And then be a lousy cheater and steal Kamen Mask's hard earned award back!

It's not fair!! >O >O >O

Kamen Mask will be back, and then everyone will know how hard he works to be recognized!!!

...This took a long time to type, my hand really hurts :( ...